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I think we work very well together.
...Siegfried.
What are you doing?
Well, I have to get going. Would you raise up the walkway, please?
- Did you just...? - Shh!
[GRO ANS]
I am not proud of what I just did.
Okay. Okay. That's all right. That's okay.
We will be broadcasting from the Walt Disney Concert Hall throughout the evening.
Credible? Come on. KAOS has been defunct for 20 years.
AGENT 99: Thanks, Chief.
I need to get out of here before someone stops me.
...and go back to Max's extraordinarily detailed report?
We need to get everyone out and shut this place.
You'll have to shower for weeks!
No, I am not.
Her sister's such a bitch.
Maxie, you know assassinations are specifically prohibited...
Listen, while I was in my cell, I had some time to think.
First thing I'd like to know is...
...and bear in mind that the next 100 pages can get a little bit dry.
CONTROL has to be in charge here.
Listen, I think the final notes of the Ode to Joy trigger the bomb!
You heard me Squeeze the lemon...
We cannot respond to every threat.
I already have boyfriend.
...by executive order 12333.
VICE PRESIDENT [ON VIDEO]: I got a new pacemaker, I can go all day!
[YELLS]
G G
I'm a trained killer. I can kill you with anything in this office.
... you are almost as good a dancer as me...
He's a funny son of a bitch, isn't he?
Thank you, sir, may I have another?
Why are you talking into your shoe?
That guy's insane.
If so, yes.
Thanks, Bruce. Keep us posted.
Oh. Good, the itchy kind.
#1 Get Smart
Brilliant, Max.
Out here there are no grades, there's only dead, and not dead.
All right, our mission is clear, people. Find Krs...
you can eat! yes you can!
Then what's with the firearm and the freak-show expressions?
Wow. That is a great story...
...one.
Okay, never do that again!
what would happen if i was adventure world? oh god you'd be called gallagher world.
- I don't wanna talk about this anymore. - Okay.
Have you kissed other men who plummeted to their deaths?
- Not bad for a rookie. - Not bad for an old lady.
Before that. Did you say flamethrower?
We got him. He's still in Washington.
It happened just as I got back. How do you know that it wasn't me?
- I wish we had more time! - What?
...how did you choose the target?
Wait a minute, 23. You're radioactive hot.
BRUCE: We're the true guardians of freedom and democracy.
Was it no Boom, boom, or the lack of a mushroom cloud?
- What'd you do? - I can't find the right screen.
Does he?
Max, your foot!
Which begs the question...
Well, just back up here a second.
...of scraping a cheese grater against my forehead.
And it was painful, but it needed to be done, and s...
Your house is so beautiful.
"Let me check."
Max, we're gonna be late.
...because he called his sister-in-law a leathery hag.
Bruce, Lloyd, what happened?
I don't know who you're talking about.
Ah. Are you flirting with me?
I am so sexually threatened right now.
Sir, I believe you just shattered my coccyx.
I used to look like two of my moms put together.
Maureen.
23, you kill me.
...if someone is interested in acquiring items of a nuclear nature.
Answer what?
Why would two hardened killer risk the carbs?
Well, that was ironic.
MARSHAL: You all right in there? - Yeah. Yes, I am.
I set that up.
That's CIA crap.
Ball sack!
Okay, no problem.
- I'm not hearing anyone. - What?
AGENT 99: I gotta say, Max...
- Oh, great. - Sorry.
Here it is.
Well... Mm.
Hello, Max.
What kind of entrance?
Excuse me, violent sky marshal.
We will climb up with you, and we'll all go... together.
CHIEF: With all due respect, the CIA knows nothing about KAOS.
I'm on it.
One slip-up, and it's ka-fricking-boom!
These darts are tipped with a tranquilizer derived from the skin of a lizard...
Yeah, I've got a meeting.