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[YELLS]
LARABEE: That is cold. That's cold. AGENT 91: All right, easy.
PRESIDENT: Chief, I'm not buying it.
I'm so happy! This is the best day of my life!
We have rules here. If you don't follow the rules, then what are we?
Pretty boys. Nothing but empty suits.
Missed it by that much.
She just wants to be with you...
You don't have one of these?
Ah! Hey, it's Fang.
Wait! No, no, let him go.
...and bear in mind that the next 100 pages can get a little bit dry.
Sir I believe you’ve shattered my coccyx
Now, we know that the president is in town.
Everything's fine.
Just hold on.
You may remember from page 627 of my last report...
Thank you for the lovely dance.
Bruce, I will smash you in the face.
- Do with Max? - Max?
Uh-oh. Two-nerd pile-up.
[URINATING]
Third package?
[CLATTERING]
AGENT 99: Max, hurry!
It's not over, Max! I'll take that briefcase!
Second package away.
you are ready ? come onnnn buaah
Because he has been sleeping on the couch for three days...
I swallowed it. I can get it back, but you may not want it.
Stop it! Stop it!
[DALIP SOBBING]
To wit, I offer the following conversation.
- Ready to work? - I'm ready to work. You ready?
Doesn't anybody read my reports?
99!
- Yes. We need to find out his itinerary. - But, Max, the...
Okay, you know what?
99, please.
23, you're bleeding.
And yet...
When your car is making scary noises
Well, sir, as an agent, I have trained myself to be impervious to pain.
I have obtained a snippet, at great risk to a busboy in Balahd.
[CLEARS THRO AT]
Who wants to talk to a guy in a tree?
- How do you know this? - I'd rather not say.
Nothing. You were saying?
Any double agent who escapes from a high-security holding situation...
That's impressive. Wow.
Max! You idiot! What the hell is wrong with you?
All right, look, Chief, I'm your best guy.
You're doing great, Max.
I even have backup for you.
Get me an infrared satellite scan.
[IN PUNJABl]
That was me.
Leathery hag, fat cow, ungrateful whore.
Stone deaf when he wrote it. Syphilis. Fun stuff.
As a former field agent, I'm very much aware...
See how annoying that is?
[PHONE RINGS]
BRUCE: It takes like eight of these morons to do what Max did.
Give me the phone.
Follow me, Mr. Shpilkes.
You look spectacular.
23 says that's important.
Max, not the cone of silence. We're in a safe room, for God's sakes.
Of course you did, it's a bakery.
Do you ever think before you speak?
Me this week
Federal marshal, you're under arrest.
what would happen if julia gillard was georgette? well she'd go no,sorry you've lost that right to talk about my carbon taxes.
I mean, you know, I could be a double agent.
Stay calm.
I'm so happy!
Sorry, I'm losing you.
CHIEF: All right, here's what we know.
[GRO ANING]
You too.
Hey, Max. We got you a lovely parting gift for your first mission.
AGENT 99: Thanks for the help.
...and maybe, if we're lucky, we can apprehend the man behind it all...
I might have been before, but I am...
MAX: Chief, I have to say, this whole thing really steams my clams.
I have to get back to 99, she is in grave danger.
MAX: He left us here.
- We pick on the new guy. - And you can't do anything about it.
I said I was sorry. You just didn't hear me, because you were in a mini coma.
- I could if I wanted to. - Yes, you... Oh. Oh!
Okay, good idea.
Yeah, big day. Could be your last chance to push a pencil.
Opening & Closing to The Great Mouse Detective 1992 VHS
Come on.
99, we've been compromised. Get out.
Okay. Who wants lunch?
[STOPS URINATING]
AGENT 99: There's our little KAOS bakery.
And I got to be with you.
Actually, sir, we do. He is in Russia.
...that until we understand that our enemies are also human...
- And a really good kisser. - Ignoring that.
- Move! - Ow!
I don't have to go very far.
Your marriage is in trouble. Your darling wife, Zeenat, is leaving you.
And that's a slow death.
We gotta get you out of there, and you won't survive the jump!
We're in position. More or less.
What?
I wasn't talking to you.
Sure? Flour sacks in back, very comfortable.
I'm so happy!
- What did you hit? - Don't yell at me. It's not helping!
Very impressive, 99.
Are you sure Maintenance fixed that?