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- I am a huge fan! - Thank you.
oh shit
Why is the president never here?
Yeah, I'm big on protein. Protein's great.
Would you believe in the piano?
Me trying to keep the house clean, cook, work and keep body and mind together this summer
This one has a compartment. Inside there's a pill.
Dalip takes his full-strength. Why?
Oh. Is that today? I wasn't really thinking about it.
- You passed with flying colors. - Yes!
Bear In Mind That The Next One Hundred Pages Can Get A Little Bit Dry
Agent 13, you are in a tree.
...I've never really been afraid of carbs...
...two dozen Delta Force commandos?
And who might this be? Siegfried?
And you don't need.
By the way, I reviewed the security tapes from the explosion at the bakery...
Because at least for a little while, I got to live my dream of being an agent.
WOMAN: And this display is all that's left of CONTROL, a secret spy agency...
I know you're listening! You two dickwads put one scratch on that car...
Hang in there. Don't cry, don't... Please don't cry.
when you're asking your friend if he have a nintendo switch you don't have one of these?
[MADONNA'S 4 MINUTES PLAYS ON RADIO]
SQUEEZE THE LEMON
The fasten seatbelt sign has been turned on.
So did I.
And you know what, I'm done with this. Stop!
KRSTIC: That's enough. Pity.
Good night, cow jumping over the moon.
[LOUDLY] The inner sanctum of the entire operation?
Every time I look at Max's puppy eyes, I'm a goner.
If you have credible information from a reliable source...
AGENT 99: Yes, it is.
We also have a new agent, Agent 86.
Well, no. I was never...
Sorry about that, Chief.
... of our concert for the president.
- Were you the last one to use the copier? - Yeah.
[IN ARABIC]
Let's just see what we're up against, okay?
...your lovely wife, Zeenat, will have eaten her last kebab.
...I'm gonna have you hunting for land mines, with a hammer!
We have to stop the concert!
Hang on! We're going in!
I was saying the results are quite extraordinary.
Would you like me to wait while you answer that?
Do you see him?
- Bruce, it's not working. - It's not working!
- You want a piece of me? - Come on, Chief! He's not worth it.
Come on.
[LAUGHING]
- You have to speak up. CHIEF: Can you hear me?
CONTROL was disbanded at the end of the Cold War.
See you later.
Sorry, Mr. Siegfried.
Swordfish!
Everyone here can be replaced.
and over here we have contestant number 19... grandma maxine snell thompson lewis bridges!
MAX: Krstic.
Now, if you ladies will excuse me.
[FLY BUZZING]
Put me out there, Chief. I'm not afraid to expose myself.
And don't you forget it.
[DIAL TONE HUMS]
- Thanks for jumping. - No problem.
But if we have what we want, why burn the building?
Well, you were no help whatsoever.
I can't hear anything outside your mouth, so if you get in trouble, you have to say so.
This is all I hear during lockdown
[LARABEE GRO ANING]
You know what? I'm doing the same thing.
You've made CONTROL a laughingstock.
We both know what it feels like to look in the mirror and not like what we see.
If it looks like we let you go, we'd totally get fired.
That depends. Is it working?
No, I just whip it out there. It's what's best.
The vice president wants to shut us down, you know.
Now, Dalip, I can prove that I know you. Your favorite dish is chicken tikka!
You were moving. It's not easy to knock me down.
CHIEF: Max, there are millions of lives at stake.
I am so sick of training. I wanna get out in the field.
[GUNSHOT]
- Max! - No!
Make him high-five me.
Oh, a pocketknife.
Going free-bird is not exactly ideal.
How did you know he was radioactive?
Thanks.
[GRUNTING]
[TRAIN WHISTLE BLOWS]
...you know me.
Wow.
Impressive. I once ran a 5:16.
I know, 99. I need to go get a paper.
...and learned the identities of all our field agents.