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# Am I a man? Yes #
steve...
And Murray... present.
What'd she say?
Okay, because to abandon someone like that
There's a lot. Yeah yeah, no. More than four.
From the camera phone.
Oh good, good. 'Cause if... if I was a convict,
- he'd be like... - What?
- Rhymenoceros, yep. - Yep, present.
# I'm not just wild, I'm trained, domesticated #
- You are hassling me. - I'm just pointing out
What a big fucking asshole he was.
Am I a man Yes, technically
# P-lease leave these poor sick monkeys alone #
# This is where we break it down... ooh #
No, it's not that dangerous here.
Worst part, he had known for two days before he texted me.
You abandoned me. You left me to die.
No... no keys. What is this?
- After I... after I did it. - A text.
- Rhinoceros? - The Rhymenoceros.
and ransom him and... yeah.
Well, that's the New Zealand accent.
# Because my records and rhymes, they don't get made #
I mean, technically, the smallest gang possible.
you know?
We're not really friends though, anymore.
- Really? - Yup.
# Saw a man lying on the street half-dead #
- Oh, I'm sorry. - Yeah, he...
with a couple of hoodlums who are about to mug him? That's cold.
"Oh hey, ginger-balls."
# Now there's junkies with monkey disease #