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No one likes a moaner.
pointing... - pointing a gun. Actually, I should take that.
All right, bye. Bye.
And then just going, "Bret, help me, help me. I'm stuck on the fence."
- # The hip-hop hippo # - # They call me the Hiphopopotamus #
I don't know, some family shit, you know?
- Loyal. - Yeah.
It's like Bonnie and Clyde, you know. They would rob banks,
Then I get a text... this is 45 minutes later.
Well, did any of your cellmates, you know,
# Technically, I am #
Do it! No, don't, don't.
# With knives and forks sticking out of his leg #
# Sometimes I wonder why we even try #
Yeah well, we all know that. Old news.
Ow ow! Ah ah!
Okay, guys, band meeting.
He was just a helpful guy, you know?
- But it's still shitty, what he did. - Yes, I agree with that.
EN
Yeah, I've seen him... he's over there.
Shut up, you English faggots, and give me the bike!
I'm too scared, man.
- Yeah. - Son of a bitch.
- Remember? - Yeah.
# There's people on the street #
# I'm the mother-flippin' #
Mmm. Uh-huh.
- "What? What?" - "What's going on?"
The camera phone? We talked on the phone?
# Mother-flippin'. #
It's me, one of the guys who mugged you last week?
a dick meeting?"
Being in jail just makes you seem so sexy.
Oh. Oh.
just be careful you don't do a drive-by.
I've got to go to the same meeting as Bret.