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Yeah, I sent out a solicitation for some 249s for Basra
a partnership agreement, no prior contract.
There's Chinese writing on every fucking crate.
YOU CHEAP FUCK!
You were just playing the part of my best friend.
I cannot stress this enough.
he knew about that too.
The U.S. government wants to look the other way.
Merry Christmas, Efraim.
- Excuse me, sorry. - Yeah, we just landed.
Really?
Don't sweat it, bro. I'll leave it alone.
Among defense contractors,
You do?
Did you even bother to ask what the country of origin was?
You spoke to Henry Girard?
My guys need to be paid.
If God were here,
Yeah.
We were fucked. The ammo was worthless
It was even better than we thought.
I just wanted to thank you for agreeing to go on this trip.
Straighten this shit out.
Get out of here.
Your partner doesn't return phone calls.
$53 million.
Now you're just making shit up.
and an in-person interview.
Stop! I don't understand!
Okay. At least I hit something.
Holy fucking shit!
you can bury us.
because that's the middle of fucking day
We have a 50/50 chance
But after meeting you two face to face,
Federal agents arrested
There was almost $3 million in cash
the sacrifice you're making for this company.
Which all added up to more money for us.
You have to read between the lines with this stuff.
It was really strong shit.
It's not illegal.
It's an absolute pleasure.
So Bush started this initiative to level the playing field
We fucking won!
How pipe welders feel being laid off
We have two options.
Henry has a dinner in 10 minutes,
Excuse me. Okay, bye.
It's, like, five more minutes. You got somewhere you gotta be?
All that could be okay for a major defense contractor.
Let me help you, David.
When life kicked me, I stayed down.
- And nachos. - We have nachos?
And he knows what he's doing?
Ah!
And you make good money?
No offense, Ralph, but I'm not sure you've ever met the real Efraim.
Hey, babe, is everything okay?
The customers response to Me showing a customer a Rossi 92 instead of a marlin
It's an expense we can't justify, and we're just not interested.
since the Cold War.
Then they had to give everybody a little trophy so they wouldn't feel bad?
And what we would like to do
I had no clue what he was talking about.
But this isn't about being pro-war.
without ever stepping foot on the battlefield.
Come on, just say it once, sweetie. Come on.
They let me in.
What we do is perfectly legal.
Wanna do a bong hit?
Very impressive.
but I get why you're doing this.
You drove these?
with procurement officers from the U. S. Military.
Come in.
I spent the next six weeks in a crash course on arms dealing.
Not to mention,
we'd probably fight with Him too.
that he increased his original investment
It means we just had a great dinner, maybe met your friends for some drinks
They're in a hangar in Amman. Totally safe.
David, your 30% is $180,000.
Wait, what now?
we forged it all.
Yeah. I mean, we did some other stuff too, but...
Bro, could I talk to you outside for a minute?
That guy was not fucking around.
No, David, you lied to me.
It was supposed to be a 5K.
Get the fuck out of here.
And most importantly, there's no embargo.
We spoke on the phone.
Frankly, we were a tad concerned with your performance history
we'd now be selling sheets to the free-spending,
How I either quit or got fired from six different jobs.
Captain Santos, this is Efraim Diveroli.
Beautifully said.
That's not the point!
And I love you.
It's like Comic-Con with grenades.
IBM stands for International Business Machines.
There are tens of thousands of solicitations on this website.
Did you come back just for this?
Tell her I don't know her husband.
Come on in. I'll call my guy and we'll set it up.
Man, get the fuck out of here.
Okay. But at the end, the guys have to come, right?
Iz!
We don't know if we're at the beginning of a new chapter, or the end of a story.
What the fuck?
- Huh? - Come on, get in.
Efraim, you want to weigh in here?
Hold on. Are you fucking kidding me?
What the fuck is that?
My driver in Albania went missing.
Get the fuck out of my office, you fucking nerd!
Okay, good. Well, at least you thought it through.
It is. But I'm done.
There are some guys here to see you.
massaging rich dudes in Miami Beach for 75 bucks an hour.
What does that even mean?
Is this what you meant by mediation?
- We won? - We fucking won!
All right. So, I can't figure out which is worse.
- But we have to see the merchandise. - Oh, of course.