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Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips
Hey, bro.
- Is that Efraim? - What?
You have 700 warehouses like this?
will appreciate the difference.
I just wanted...
you bring it to me.
Yeah, most likely.
How about this?
You know I've always believed in this business.
He's charging us a 400% markup!
Belgian, but made under license in lots of places.
Iraqi police force is depending on you.
- We don't have much here. - Oh.
By how much?
Come on!
I think our parents wanted to keep us as far apart as possible.
What do you think?
Excuse me?
Efraim!
Hey, sorry to interrupt. It's time sensitive.
I'd spend my entire day scouring the government's website,
360,000 SVD sniper rifles.
- Hey. - Hey, sweetie.
And when you're dealing with the Pentagon, crumbs are worth millions.
- Efraim Diveroli. - Nice to meet you.
It's weird. We were the same age, but I always looked up to Efraim.
Because I know how you feel about the war.
we would lighten our overall load by 180 tons.
We have 700 more like it across the country.
Airport, let's go.
What?
What, you think the Afghans who are getting
What the fuck are my guns doing in Jordan?
I'm serious, man.
It's embarrassing!
our bid was too attractive to pass up.
Yeah? What's that?
Mmm-hmm.
But we didn't lose it.
But it was a complete disaster.
Jordan the country.
Fetuses have a much faster heart rate than we do.
- Is it? - David!
- Hey, man. - Hey, man.
Yeah. Me too.
the State Department launched a full-scale investigation,
He's on a terrorist watch list!
So, show us what you got.
Ralph Slutsky was Efraim's silent partner.
You do know it's 100 million rounds, right?
Remember Little League?
I want to apologize about Albania.
I'm in the ass crack of the world, defending your freedom.
This white bo wild.
- Emily, don't. - What?
Yeah, but still.
I was kidnapped by Albanian gangsters.
No, but the Pentagon does.
Bashkim.
Are you fucking kidding me?
I thought you meant pillows!
30, maybe 40 years. AK-47 bullets
We have to go to Jordan. Like, ASAP.
They don't want to, they have to.
You guys ever been to Albania?
Who the fuck would ask that?
Great. Where did you find this guy?
Hold on. How do you even know it's Chinese?
Last week, I shipped 400 gas masks to American Special Forces in Iraq.
If I asked you to build me a house,
Any of you niggas ever seen this motherfucker before?
Cigarettes.
What are you talking about? I was there, I saw the ammo.
Where are we? Where's Marlboro?
Oh!
But this was a huge fucking problem.
Who's your husband?
- He didn't tell you? - David!
No problem. Petrol free in Iraq.
It was meant to be derogatory, but we kinda liked it.
We're making money, okay?
I thought we were gonna hang out.
I don't know what you're talking about.
What else aren't you telling me?
Like, on your chest or whatever?
We're in a Muslim country
38 minutes.
Chinese, bro? What does that even mean, Chinese?
- Free gas? - Yeah.
You don't see that?
That's your baby's heartbeat.
Get the fuck out of here.
Look at the bright side.
Come on! Where's everybody going?
What the fuck!
Yeah, and I also told you that we're selling other stuff too.
I came here today prepared to pay 200k
Me too.
The problem is, I don't trust anyone.
Yeah, me too.
And he's got, like, 20,000 of them.
That is so mean.
They tell you it gets better.
Yeah.
There is no table of contents in the Book of Life.
Hey, can we order some food?
Yeah. But I mean, that's also fucking illegal, man.
Fuck! Fuck!
We just told you.
There's dead bodies, relax.
Hey, stop! Stop, stop!
- Efraim, wait. - No, no, no.
I love you. Bye.
Bro, what the fuck!