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What do you mean, all the bullets are right here?
But not for us.
Yeah, dude, I'm against the war too.
How did two 20-something young men land a big Pentagon contract?
Can I get the shit?
What time is it there?
and we are looking at options as we speak.
How's your baby?
What does AEY stand for?
I like fancy shit. That’s my thing.
I am Yili Pinari,
All right, uh, give me
I think I'm going to go back to being a massage therapist.
That's not true, it gets worse.
Yeah. Yeah, everything's fine.
These listings seemed to go on forever.
I had bad information.
Sure. No problem.
I was just looking out for us and I took it too far.
I was wrong about you two.
And you 3 are going golfing!?
To source a deal of this magnitude
Relax, bro.
And I'm like, Yo. Chill. I ain't about that drama.
Let's go run some fucking guns.
from Jordan to Baghdad.
Fuck you, Marlboro!
Because five minutes ago,
Great fucking job shark.
Be careful.
to pick us up at the airport
But a beautiful place is not one of them.
And while you're at it, learn the difference between
What if we repack?
Thanks, man.
I'm trying to find my friends.
Mr. President, we want to thank you
You seriously expect me to take off a Friday?
Do Your fucking job!
How long you been doing this for?
It was 5K, right?
This wouldn't just put us in contention.
That sounds illegal.
Not anymore. Now it's an Albanian towel.
Packouz, please tell me
Besides, compared to my other prospects,
Even the AK ammo?
Tell him I'll give him 100 bucks for those shades.
than a lifetime of massages.
This was the magic bullet.
A kid from Arkansas
They'll tell you it's about patriotism, democracy
Just getting ready to leave.
Yeah, 1:00 a.m. is when you're supposed to be at the office
Fuck.
Look.
There's a fucking dead body in there, man!
It's fucking genius.
All the pressure you're under.
through the Iraqi desert
I know.
You know everything now.
against a deal of this size.
It's cool, bro.
Oh, fuck! All right!
we're about to make a decision on those RFPs.
I can't. I got a client at 4:00.
Like if you ran yeshiva back in the day
for selling outdated, defective Chinese ammunition
So, I should probably return four-fifths of the money.
Why, what do we got?
It went off without a hitch.
You have two weeks. Otherwise, you'll hear from my lawyer.
Fuck you, buddy.
I even have copies of the bank statements that we photoshopped
Whatever. Fuck him. I made a bunch of money.
I was about to fire the entire office.
was that a coincidence?
Captain, good to hear from you.
Hello?
Go, go! Come on.
- Got it. - Wait, what?
and now you're about to blow me in my car.
And we're international arms dealers.
You try.
Nice.
that Efraim was an observant Jew
What the fuck? Look.
- Give us a second. - Yeah. One second, please.
What's the big deal?
It was time to change shit up.
Listen, I'm not saying I like it,
He's a complicated young man.