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and you're freaking out that I might say something.
Would you do that?
Albania is a lot of things.
Yeah. Check this out.
They called guys like us war dogs.
Holy shit! They're getting closer. Come on, man. Go!
Hey, man. I just got a client at 2150, Mr. Shore.
We really are.
Hello, Mr. Borstein. This is David Packouz.
body armor, and an M16.
Mmm-hmm.
Okay.
Fuck nice! Who cares about nice?
I'm sorry, bro.
Okay, well, thank you for your time.
I've thought it through.
Welcome.
Yeah, that's the plan. I'm gonna feed my kid by jerking men off.
That is absolutely a fact.
because The New York Times called,
We said we'd tell each other everything.
Man, fuck the American taxpayer.
She had two cousins serving in Iraq.
What? No, we said we needed a permit to fly them to Iraq.
Trust me, you don't want to be here.
I'm still confused, man.
Really? Why is he calling me?
I'm prepared to pay you 50K per year for the next four years.
That was Aladdin. They're in the lobby.
Listen.
Fight with our families,
Let me guess. You didn't want to freak me out?
You know your mom wouldn't give me your number?
That's great news, Captain Santos.
Remember a few weeks ago, in the car on the way home from my mom's house?
Yes, I heard you.
Sleep. I got her.
I thought he was still in LA.
But I didn't know that yet.
We're talking exclusive access to a stockpile
THAT GUILD WAS NOT FUCKING AROUND.
Like a terrorist watch list?
So I hid some money under the sink.
- It feels really soft. - It should.
Sorry.
Yeah, look, I don't know what to tell you.
Options? What kind of options?
Could have just started with that, you know, saved all this bullshit.
Do you know what those are?
That meant fewer flights using lighter planes burning less fuel.
I guess so.
- They buy tanks on here? - Bro, they buy everything on here.
Oh, my God.
What's the problem?
I like your shades.
Jordanian customs seized our Berettas.
He would figure out who someone wanted him to be
Yeah. Look, I got a cargo plane sitting at the airport.
Let me get this straight.
- Got you. - Let me see it.
You cheap fuck!
Jordan...
Hey, Kip, snap a photo of us, pal.
And that's what war is really about.
You haven't been paid anything?
Nice to meet you, Enver.
Efraim, we can't dick around with this guy
- What do you think? - Um...
It's called circumvention.
So I said, You know what would be interesting to me, Bashkim?
What?
The big deal is you hid it from me!
Motherfucker!
Guns, bullets, body armor.
Which is exactly what we did.
I was wondering if you had a minute to talk about AEY,
I gotta fly to Miami right now. I'll be back in a week.
Hey, Henry, sorry I'm late.
Iz, I'm sorry.
Hey, Ella. Hi.
Just admit it.
we'd be back in the office, working the phones.
- What? Why? - I don't fucking know, David.
Yeah.
Careful, Efraim.
All right.
Holy fuck, bro.
For once, the American taxpayer
Of course I do. It was fucking traumatic.
REplace aey with spk
It was hard not to laugh.
Which is why we must be grateful
Fuck!
Whoa, really?
What do you know about war?
And it's a problem if I can't trust the man
Because he's a fucking animal.
As God as my witness,
45,000 SKO aviation rockets.
And I think it's pretty fair.
My nephew.
We didn't take shit from anyone.
David, look at me.
- Sorry, kind of an emergency. - Excuse me. Sorry.
Shit.
Whoa. What the fuck? Hey.
Yeah, it doesn't always feel like that.
who owned a boxing and storage company out of Tirana.
I decided I'd come back to Miami, start up my own shop.
Well, he does.
You can get one on the black market for $300.
Great. So if you can go ahead and just re-email me those numbers.
David, we're gunrunners.