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It's an old police trick. You didn't fall for it. Good for you, kid.
Ouvio alguma coisa? Nao ouvi, convinua!
Cindy, telephone.
Here you go, baby.
Here you go, sir. A nice sandwich for ya.
Scary Movie 2 (2000). The clip for this URL is not available, folks.
I promise you pain I'm totally insane
See that’s why you such a dumb dumb head motherfukka Yo mama is a dumb dumb head motherfukka, ha ha ha
Hello?
- I'm gonna end it all! - Wait! Hold on! We're getting help for you!
Will you sit down?
Y'all niggas still pretty Just so y'all can feel
I said don't disturb me when I'm building my room
No, man.
AT LEAST SECURITY CAN GET YOU BACKSTAGE. SHE DON'T LOVE HUH SELF.
AHORA TE AGARRE. TE AGARRE EN LA CAMARA. TU ESTAS EN LA CAMARA CANDIDA.
The one part the fuehrer the one part the pope
No!
- You have to move on, Cindy. That's all behind us now. - Exactly.
- Bobby, it's okay. - Gimme the gun. Gimme...
.
Cindy, he shot me in the lungs.
I have to just give in to them...
Damn.
Killing him!
Here she comes Miss Teen She's So Fine
- I'll take the credit cards. - I want his jewelry. - I'm gonna take his drawers.
Gennaio 22, 1975
Run Bitch Run
three.
- Ugh! What the hell is that? - My ass.
THEM'S THE RULES
I don't know. Some niggas started shooting up in the movie theatre, so we just broke out.
Damn Oak is a Scary place
Great White Dope Great White Dope
Hack off your head and that's just a start
Well, I am much more of a people person.
I'd like to feed all the hungry little children of the world.
- You want some popcorn? - Uh-uh. I brought me a little snack of my own.
Uh, Cindy Campbell.
you're supposed to treat me like a man of the law.
- Bobby? - What?
I never could wait to get to the chewy middle.
Did I tell you how sexy you look in my jersey?
- Yeah. - Yeah, yeah, that's what it was.
- But you-you made love to me. - No. First of all, you sucked my...
and we would play bump-bump?
Got a boil on my ass the size of a walnut. You know, the usual.
What are you gonna do, frame him?
I like it. Hey, get up. Go-Go over there. Let me see it.
- Yeah. She had a brother named Steve? - Yeah.
Who know the outcome Must be the wild one
Greg, you're not the only one who got one.
Good night, Bobby.
Yeah, yeah, or they'd... or they'd cast people in their late twenties, early thirties to play us.
You're ice cold 'cause I'm the fucking chiller
Shorty, I know you ain't driving without no papers.
tcfturlina, f.
She loves 69
And it states, and I quote...
Heather, has it crossed your little mind that your boyfriend was probably murdered...
Joe
That's right, Cindy. I'm gay.
- Come on. Come on. - Ready.
Go! Go!
Rivals! Rivals! Rivals! Rivals!
Yeah. What size are these?
Hey, yo, we run these streets Putting on the great city
Unnecessary
I got one too.
This is for talking through The Fugitive!
What's that? Is that the cops?
Aw yeah, that’s my mama too Well then yo papa is a dumb dumb head poot butt ass motherfukka, ha ha higgidy ha
He gets it right You know he's always down
- I can't. - Shit! - Oh, my God!
Don’t forget Elections Tuesday
Rule number one: You gotta be quick.
Some for money...
Okay! If I see you 2D, I’ll tell him I love him.
I got a Ph.D. in how to use my cutlery
And apparently, some legs are gonna get broken.
Oh, yeah. That's a great idea, Ray. But what about Brenda, huh? You think she wants to go to jail?
He's killing him!
Cindy, you know me. Cindy.
I go poopy
It's the inevitable return, baby of the Great White Dope
yo! hello shorty, what are you doin'?
Gennaio 20, 1975
I'm on TV! Oh, shit! First Cops, now this!
- Anybody? - Yes!
C'était quoi ce bruît? C'était rien! Continue!
Oh you- you mean Jaime’s got a baby dick too?
Tf is this What? It’s laundry day!
Oh, look, I'm bleeding! Eek. Eek.
Ow! Ow!
Gennaio 21, 1975
Cindy!
- He had the biggest crush on her. - Ray, you're a dead man.
- What? How do you know that? - I-I can, um, see your feet.
I'm gonna slit your throat Fuck you like a goat
Show me how
Matthys…He’s the best babysitter you’ve ever seen though
It's okay. It's okay. It's just like...
Lord ima have a heart attack
Victoria’s Secret New models
For Christ's sake, will you just shut your trap!
Lose the cape. It's way too '90s horror.
- I don't know. - Well, check it out!
- You mind catching a ride home with Buffy? - Yeah, no problem.
Did you hear something? No, I didn't hear anything!
And, uh, yeah. Yeah, the one and only...
Did you just say that you, uh, went poopie you piece of shit....
So maybe just some on-top-of-the-clothes-type stuff?
Long hair, pretty little mouth, perfect ass?
So is this where I'm supposed to bleed?