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I'm not gonna fire Brett and Phil.
♪ Better left unsaid...
I never should have tried to trick you
We are celebrating because I got a raise today.
Wow, Jerry. I didn't know you had a girlfriend.
And that Tina will beat the hell out of Dave.
It's easy. You got to get Tina to think it's her idea.
[shouts]
or we can blow the roof off this joint.
Only two days till the fundraiser,
You're being nice.
guys, just... just stop.
Come on, Calvin.
Hey, so did you get a chanceto check out the set list?
So then, she became the choir director.
that actually makes a ponytail look cool.
Or as Pat Benatar would say, "Hit us with your best shot."
Forget the fundraiser.
No, Tina, we're the ones who should be apologizing to you.
And look at that.
Of course.CALVIN: Yeah.
No. I just got a call from Katarina.
WOMAN:Yeah! Don't make me sic my dog on you!
Right?
But I guess maybe I hurt some people's feelings, too.
Hey, can I ask you a question?
Okay, all right.
then I guess you're gonna have to listen to this.
♪ Spinning over my head...
[sobbing]: Oh, Jerry,
that he ran over his snare drum with his minivan.