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Oops.
I wish I was dead!
[Mysterious music plays]
Okay. Mmm!
Wait a minute. I've never had champagne.
What about the windows? You want me to get the shades?
Thanks a lot, Daddy.
I was just doing what I was supposed to do.
(music) In every single way (music)
Yum-yum. Oh, Boris, that's a dreadful cold you have.
and the books on the shelves
Team, listen up!
Yeah, you're not the same way you used to be at all.
i dont have a.. your nose is all runny
What's there to tell?
The number two thing I don't do is,
(music) I'd like to be you for a day (music)
Being cooped up in here just gets me crazy.
Wow!
You haven't?
[Laughter]
Preheat on our stove
You better cut English.
She'll be killed!
Such as?
Doesn't that add up to something?
Where's the turkey?!
You will be able to reach your party.
Oh, that was really neat.
Well, that's what comes
ELLEN: How sickening. No wonder she never eats at home.
Doesn't she talk up in class?
ANNABEL: Hi, Mom.
I can't breathe.
Everybody knows mothers are sweet and kind
Would you explain what happened today?
Not if you know how.
Oh, that's sensational! Today we'll be our mothers.
I'll say. He's also a slob.
Far out!
Well, maybe not completely yet, but I'm working on it.
Who lives in here?
than a little blue-eyed saint with perfect teeth
Attaway to go, Mom.
Let's take a look and see what's going on!
For pity's sake.
I can take the bus.
- There you go. - Thanks.
Great. You're just like your mother.
I wonder if Boris is home.
You got a pair of pliers?
But mostly I hate her
I've seen it time and again with you saucy liberals.
into what, class?
Mom, I mean. Is she all right?
I can't get a straight answer.
Wish me luck.
What's left of them.
Nonsense. You had it planned that way.
Ooh, great.
One day you don't know about history.
"Annabel," I said.
I mean, now Annabel is so nice.
for the professional water-skiers.
ANNABEL: No, that'd be overdoing it.
But I'm certainly not allergic to you.
you could whip up a dessert for about 25?
[Telephone rings]
You had to shake yourself to death on my big day?
My husband. Hi, there, Billy Boy.
ANNABEL: Mom's legs.
Now for some potato chips.
It's time for breakfast.
Well, yes and no.
Hi, I brought your favorite today.
My feet get cold, and my ankles hurt.
Ahh!
No, no. That's the wrong goal!
Oh, sure.
ANNABEL: Yuck!
You are loving to your daughter, aren't you?
- Which way do I turn here, left? - Right.
- Sure. - Thanks.
We're here to talk about grades, not my father.
I have something else to tell you, Mrs. "A."
You know, I'm getting my braces off this afternoon.
Hey, Foot What?
I believe you've got your sexes mixed up.
No wonder!
Chuckle, chuckle. That's funny.
Time-out. Time-out.
You can eat this.
I'm a talking foot? Ow stop!
somewhere in the water.
You're sure these kids aren't in over their heads?
You're being less than direct with me.
A male chauvinist pig is a husband who spends three months
Do we have time?
Don't come busting in without knocking.
That makes two of us.
Husband's out of a job, sick kid,
You to the kitchen.
Oh, no.
to watch TV all day, go to lunch with friends,
Sorry.
[Doorbell rings]
Ow! Ow! Oh!
[Chuckles] Oh, well, how different can it be?
[Groans, whines]
Ooh, I love champagne.
Yeah, well, anyway, thanks.
Sure. Borrow mine.
Honey, you just let me handle this end of it, will you?
And I'd rather be you.
Please, Boris, don't you believe me?
For the car, you mean?
A genuine first.
Mr. Joffert, I can assure you