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[Normal Voice] Shut Up, Max!
You're too much! I just can't believe it.
Sexy, slinky. Velvet maybe.
No, I didn't use to think so.
Oh.
- Gin? - Aaah!
Boris! You want to hang around outside for a while?
Will you listen for half a minute?
- Children, don't tarry. - Yes, we mustn't miss our bus.
What?
Hello, Boris?
Let go of me!
Mmm.
You bet.
- Right? - No, left.
- Delicious. - Mmm, mmm.
The Most Salient Characteristic Of The Eisenhower Years Was..."
Well, if you fired her, you fired her.
I don't go for that eggs and bacon stuff.
But what kind of irresponsible person are you
Yeah. What?
ANNABEL: I'm with Mrs. Schmauss.
Come on, Max.
Ah, what a shame.
Give me a pack of menthols, please.
ELLEN: How do you win?!
Okay.
Whatcha doing?
Wiggling, friends.
Don't you care?
but the film is still highly sensitive.
You don't care whether I live or die.
Not the way I look.
[Chuckles]
The emergence of a heretofore suppressed sibling rivalry?
Will you take cash?
Dumb, dribbly gook.
Number one,
Yahoo!
To the showers.
She's probably changing from blue to yellow.
You understand? Don't ask me how it happened.
At noon, after you pick up Ben from school.
That typing teacher was highly indignant.
- Where did Mom go? - Don't ask me.
(music) I want to reach you (music)
(music) Or ride a toy balloon? (music)
He says you're 15 minutes late for the conference with him.
Not on my street, you're not.
Boris, I can't argue that. Not in the very least.
Hey, way to go, Annabel!
Come on.
Without her, I don't have a water show this afternoon.
Listen, Boris. I haven't got much time.
[Intercom buzzes]
Oh, hi, Honey. What brings you here?
Mothers don't understand what a person goes through.
I don't care that much.
There are a few kooky things you should know.
keep my hair and nails the way I want!
And your sneakers.
(music) And hear the words you say (music)
time for breakfast
Wow.
You did not.
that's not saying much.
- [Telephone rings] - Answer that, will you?
Go on, Annabel.
All right. Now, that's better.
I'll put this away.
How much you want to bet she does?
And...
Mr. Andrews?
He's asked for a conference
[Indistinct cheering]
Ha! Will she find out!
Should I actually do that?
Female, blond. Natural, of course.
MAN ON RADIO: That's 555-3069.
[Cheering continues]
Yes, sir?
Okay, you just swing your arm back.
Say, I bet you do great for a lady.
Sometimes I blow my top.
You clean up the walls. You clean up the body.
But Annabel hates you.
You're right. I'm gonna put on some shoes.
I don't have to tell you what this game means.
Sloppy, yes.
Enjoying your work?
Hello? Operator?
Hey, where'd everybody go?
I am a fruitcake.
Come on, let's go!
Foot? What?, What's wrong?
Sorry about that.
Everything fine?
Annabel wants you to eat
eat what you want
Annabel, is that you?
And her stomach.
What am I gonna do while everyone is busy?
I'm already late.
No!
When I came to work for you,
Come on! Stick!
Not neat terrific. Neat neat.
do you consider yourself an able parent?
Yes, definitely a foul. Questionable.
No lamb chops, baked potato, and string beans?
We get along.
Annabel!
Then you bring it forward.
Hey, whose foot is that?
ELLEN: Good grief. That's not my hand.
We've been looking all over!
She's so young!
Where was I?
(music) It's not enough to simply hold your hand (music)
Maybe by summer, though.
Go ahead, Annabel. You're doing just fine.
of this brilliant...
I said, "Good morning"!
Nobody ever told me that.
Because there's nothing more annoying