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if you got rid of the talking pie.
I never get tired of that.
D'oh!
And you kids aren't exactly John and Joan Cusack.
I wonder who lives in that house.
So I'm in the grocery store the other day, buying some cotton balls.
- Of course not. - Our dog isn't famous.
- And Shiitake. - Okay. We have none of those. What is next?
Yeah, well, it's the only town in America that'll let me fish with dynamite.
Hey, come on.!
- Who the hell are you? - What do you care?
Well, I'll always have my crank calls.
who travels back in time for some reason.
Do I smell vodka? And wheatgrass?
- Eh. - His best friend's a talking pie.
Wait a minute. Somebody's coming out.
Step on it, Mom. Dad's signaling that he wants to go higher.
and several of the pages are just drawings of the time machine.
Nothing, nothing. Good hustle.
- The absorbent kind? - You got that right, my friend.
No, no.Just, uh, hop that fence...
And you-You couldn't open a movie if your life depended on it.
- You want some of this? - Uh-uh.