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and there isn't a tether in this world
Will there always be enough electricity?
Now, who'd like to buy a trophy?
I Cant Take it Anymore
of ethical questions, such as...
I hereby order you to be tethered to your son!
We promise. We promise.
I don't mean to be disrespectful, Judge Harm,
So, Your Honor, if you're going to punish
Your Honor, please don't send my son to juvie.
Mom, you cut the tether.
Oh, yeah?
All our times have come
Your Honor, may I say something?
Well, why don't you do something about it?
Everyone else might give up on me, but my parents never will.
Why, you little...
That's my little slugger.
Okay, Son, concentrate.
Never mind. Just refill this with jelly, will you?
Quiet, Tubsy! You violated my order.
You are not!
A
Your Honor, if I may sing a little bit of Don't Fear the Reaper,
Okay. She lives at 1 Ocean View Drive.
Really?
You're so busy thinking up crazy ways to punish people,
No! I don't want you going in a bottle. That's what hobos do.