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Ethically, no.
Gotta go, Jonah. Got incoming.
Leon West, Washington Post.
-It's my sister. -I'm sorry?
Holy f...uck.
-God bless America. -Thank you.
So what do you think?
-Okay, it's in a plastic, clear... -It should be fine.
Oh, yeah.
Grande skinny latte, extra shot, and a dash of cinnamon?
'Cause if it is, the best thing for her legacy
-Wipes. -Scented, unscented?
Boom shaka laka.
Hey, can I have my pen back?
Bye-bye. See you later.
You don't have any idea what you're talking about.
Hey, I missed that photo with the Orioles.
-Madam Vice President, nice to meet you. -What a treat...
Ma'am, I'm sorry. I couldn't help but overhear.
There's a serious leak. Everybody must stay in here until it's made safe.
Nobody wears that stuff. Sean might.
-One of them. Yes, ma'am. -Oh...
-Isn't that right? -Well, the children are waiting. Right this way.
We're gonna have more tests than you have pee.
I got it. Okay.
Hello? Hello, Ted?
If you’re happy and you know it Clap your hands
-Yeah. -(CELL PHONE RINGING)
-I am, lam, lam. -You are a starting...
I wanted to be the first one to offer my congratulations.
Good, good. Just going over my notes for the press briefing.
My dad needs a picture.
-Thank you. -(CELL PHONE RINGING)
Hey, Dad. Just wait until you see the photo. It's awesome.
But an unwed mother one aneurism away from the presidency?
-Not so close, okay? -Okay.
I think we're ready. Very excited for the kids.
Thanks. You know, if it's a boy, maybe I'll name him after you.
I mean, no, it wouldn't be totally fine. I mean, that would be a horrible thing.
KEN: Yes, that was great.
I'll have some of what you're having.
Hey, did you get those local business initiatives
Yeah, I'm leaving a little bit earlier.
Oh, my God.