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A Million Ways to Die in the West (2014)

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You know, there are a million ways to die in the West, Clinch.

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The proper way.

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People die at the fair.

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People die at the fair.

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Oh, look, the West fucking sucks,

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Every year, people die.

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put it all the way to the left.

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That, my friends, is the American West.

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No one has. It's the fucking West!

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and the general depressing awfulness about the West

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Honest to God. Shot a guy in a duel

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to recite the Islamic death chant immediately before dying.

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three way up on the ridge,

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I haven't seen you in town in a week and a half

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The American West is a disgusting, awful, dirty, dangerous place.

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Somebody in this wee shithole of a town is going to die.

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They literally die from their own farts.

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But if you want the quickest way,

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I like your bustle, by the way.

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A nail in my fucking ear.